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If the shoemaker’s children’s …

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:39:42 +0000

If the shoemaker’s children’s shoes are really nice, it might be an indication that business is slow.

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 16:27:16 +0000

Wheat Thins versus Triscuit. Is that a thing? It should be.

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:12:24 +0000

An individual’s opinion of corn syrup is inversely proportional to his or her opinion of hemp.

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:21:32 +0000

Bob White is in Battleship Potemkin, minute 55:00. http://tinyurl.com/5ty9bj — he also wanders around Bay Head, NJ.

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 19:05:14 +0000

If I had a dinosaur rock band I’d name it “Lysine Contingency”

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:09:47 +0000

Help this guy beat an incumbent. The comic’s worth eight bucks alone. http://tinyurl.com/6gqfor

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:54:20 +0000

Sorry Mr. Hammer, I don’t see how the marital status of one’s parents at the time of birth affects one’s perserverence.

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:17:43 +0000

Zoe’s dna test says she’s cocker spaniel, collie, australian shepherd, beagle, english setter, and siberian husky, in that order. WRONG.

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:18:10 +0000

@jkottke totally agree about Super Monkey Ball… and I knew it would be like that too but I had to see 3d acceleration on the iphone.

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:19:00 +0000

I’m always amazed to find out that Joe Cocker is alive.